Sunday, 30 December 2012

A Look back with the highlights of an average blogger

Well its the last time of a blog post this year. Its been an interesting year with doing things i've never thought i could do, meeting new people and getting to know some amazing one, going places that have been a new experience. This is a summary of some of the top moments this year, the best crazy attempts to try to get the girl i love, Who i've lost chances with, things i've never thought i would do and more.


So lets begin in January. 

Well its the start of 2012 and high hopes for me were here. Yes i was still looking for love back then when it was less than a month before that video when i lost the chance with Emma, although, this year she becomes a major important part of my life. Which you'll find out later. As well as this, my YouTube was around 60,000 total views which is very tiny. Also i still said then and i say again, "i''ve done things i would of never expected to do", which in this case was me swimming in a river and fistpumping to a amazing song and also coverage of Tavistock Goose fair in 2011. But at the end of that video i realise that i've lost chances with girls in 2011. Especially when i finally moved on from Abbey, who until December in 2011, i was in love with and would of done almost anything to be with, now i've found someone that can do the same thing in my heart and is also curvier which adds to the attraction. Enjoy the first vlog of 2012 below:



Afterwards it was quite calm but yet, knowing what my heart wanted was important, but i realised i made a stupid mistake. After asking two good friends of mine to join me for a meal out with Emma and one of her good mates, Bronti.

Now this was all thought about after i started writing an erotic Novel (Well actually its a short story) about a dream i had one night and it was really detailed and it pretty much summed up alot of things i would want to do if i was dating her. Ok yes, it is a "erotic" story so there were alot of sex references, such as how hard my cock was when watching her eat or seeing her walk, or the time i frigged her (put my fingers in her vagina if thats the meaning of frigged) when she was around 300lbs at her mate's flat in Bristol. If you want to read the Novel, click the image below.

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But around this time, the meeting up for that meal, never came to plan and shit went down, i ended up seeing both my mates when they walked past subway when i was having my lunch, funnily enough it was a salad from subway. 

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But then it turned nasty and one of my friends is the type of very argumentative person. Which caused massive fallouts with me and Emma. But i still have that last message before i lost the chance with her or to at least talk to her on FB, not that people would consider that important these days. But for the rest of the month i was finishing my Novel for a certain date which then, one of my Major plans to show her how much i love her and maybe let her know that i would do anything to be with her.

I did a night out vlog, ok it was my third night out vlog, but it was quite fun, i remember it was quite fun and the music was good and some of my old Tavistock college friends were in it. Enjoy it



But before i head off into more detail of the 2nd month. Enjoy one of my funniest videos to date according to various people. At a time the "Cinammon Challenge" was proving a popular fad. Even my mum and dad saw it but never told me they saw it but gave me hints they have seen it:



To February

Well this is one month that i've done the crasiest things and one of my plans i laid out and did. Now on that special day where apparently "Cupid" exists. VALENTINES DAY. Well this is where i finally did something and got a plan sorted and got it delivered. Now i still remeber being on the 10:40 83 bus from Tavistock to Plymouth, completely shaking and tweeting an old school friend about vaugley what i was doing. This was a nervous time. But i got off the bus at outland road, by morrisons. Then PELTED it to St Beaudoux to deliver  the present to Emma's work. Now this was something maybe a bit over the top, but it was the best thing i could think of.

A card with £250 cash and a 128mb stick with love songs from an iTunes Playlist (which i want to play if i'm making love or even making out with a girl) inside. 

I walked around in Lidl for a while over there to ease my nerves and do this, since its something that could go drastically wrong but it didn't. Then after that, i went there and delivered it to a slim, irish accented chap who worked there to give to her. Then i realised i finally did it, which afterwards i looked around some of the shops, went in co-op to browse and organise meeting one of her mates who i do like, Jess. Sadly nothing happened with meeting her, but i was yet to realise i will see her in many months to come. 
Funnily enough this was supposed to be my plan for that day:

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Also some extra ideas on my youtube. Now to explain this shortly. I'm being a sheep and copying Mugsey Grant, there is no lie about that. But to be fair, i decided to give my own "Twist" to it and make it more factory done style. But enjoy the playlist of all my Shoutout Videos to date:



Also i caught on to the best flash game series i have ever played. New York Shark by Mausland (Wiesi) now, recording a video of that on the day of release. Best idea i ever did for a views boost. Currently as of the date of this blog post, its at 29,830 views.


The 3rd month, March

Well this month was a not too bad a month for me. Times i was doing something new. For the first time ever, i decided to cycle to Plymouth and back. Now that was a great experience, as knackering as it was. Also it was the last batch of shoutouts being finished at that point which finalised everything up.  But also on the 2nd week, a new event happened which got people talking and a shitload of controversary and also the realisation of how gullible people will be. JOSEPH KONY. Now this of course caused alot of arguements and people thinking that thye could make a change out of something that wasn't actually happening at the time. But for more of this topic, your welcome to watch the vlog as a blog post for that week below:



Now some notes to add. On that day that video was made, some things happened, one was the nicest blog posts i've ever read about me, ok it might of been the only one but i would recommend you read it to sum my life until then up. That and the bad news was one girl that was pretty amazing and was friends with Jess started dating a guy. Not nice on a Bday but to this day, they are still hitched up, although they did split up for a week which was quite ideal, but i didn't do anything or make a move, something i might of regretted, but everyone has regrets.


Now later on i decided to fork out for something that i think was the best geeky decision i ever made.
" i went to CEX to buy a Intel Core 2 Quad Q8300 for £80 to boost my desktop up. Went in there, they were looking for it which made me panic over the fact that it was sold even though i showed them the stock check online. They found it, the cashier asked me about buying it and i said why and he said "you'll defiantly see a performance" which was all good." 
That was quoted from this blog post. Also remember when Game were in Administration, now they are back to normal as i remember. 

Now on the final days of March, it was the opening of a new complex in Plymouth. The Life Centre. Which i decided to have a swim in the new pool in there as part of a opening weekend. That was a good swim for £3.80.
With the weather being amazing in that week as well, i could say this was the nicest week in March in 2012. But looking back on it now. It was nice and i was lucky, of course some things my heart was missing but there was nothing else i could of done.

An average April

Now with my times in March over and done with, April was also having amazing weather. So i thought it was time to make a sequel to a vlog i did around this time in 2011. The water was freezing but it was a good fun and some nice experiences, espeically for many of my followers who are in Education, it was easter holidays/spring break. Also going swimming when shouting about the "Pasty Tax" and the "Fuel crisis", then trying to cross a river and helping my bike over, not good lol. But then it was walking one a bridge that i realise now is the best way to help me get to Plymouth quicker amazes me. Enjoy the vlog below:



Apart from that, i had to get my passport renewed since it was over a year out of date. Which was done pretty quickly and the Government services did help. With that sorted for £87. it could mean i was finally legal to go out. Which proved useful in the later months. That and i finally played Ridge Racer Unbounded. Now this was a game i originally hated since it was the typical fanboy way of acting, but as of playing it. Its quite fun, although not much reference to the original series, its a good RR Title.

The Mayhem in May

The time goes on and now in May, there are many things that happened. Which one shapes up Britain of years to come. 

But to start off with, BSkyB had been starting a cycling project which was to promote cycling in thje country, and as the worst luck would have it, My ipod touch broke, so on that day, my parents dropped me off by the Life Centre and i cycled to the Hoe where the event was happening. Along the way, i bought a ipod touch 4th gen 32GB for £155. which i use to this day. Its a shame that my old ipod died, but i had no choice if i wanted to get vlogs done. Especially when the vlogs i was doing this year i would never expect to be doing. But enjoy the vlog of me cycling on the GoSkyRide:

This was only just the beginning since another event of my life had happened. My sister was coming home from her 7 months working on a Royal Carribean Cruise Liner for the 2nd year in a row (Shes on the last months of her 3rd and final year as of this blog post). She was back the weekend after the cycling vlog. Which funnily enough, was a BANK HOLIDAY. So i decided to go out for both of those nights (The Saturday night and the Sunday night). Of course this was my first night on a Bank Holiday as well as my first time in Oceana. Which was fun, quite quiet but dancing with the girl i liked that i mentioned in March. Also it was the first time i almost ran from Oceana to Yelverton, but just before that, i did get picked up by the cops at 4am (When i got to the corner before Yelverton) one the Saturday night. Enjoy the vlog for Sat below and the blogpost for that weekend HERE.


The worst thing about this time was at that time, some shitty BT Engineer coincidently cut our phone line off for 8 weeks and the internet went off for a week, which is bad luck on the weekend i had to myself :@.


Now it was nice to finally see my sister again on the week after, times were good for a bit. Then it was the UK's Time to shine. It was time for Britain to show itself off to the world, with "London 2012". And the Olympic Torch had arrived in Cornwall and ready for its round trip across the UK. For its first day, the Torch was headed for Plymouth. Which was an experience i will not forget seeing. Enjoy the vlog for this Olympic Torch arrival:


And with that, May was almost over. Work was not too bad, everyone was in high spirits. Egypt's Election had the results declared.

A Sliced June

With June arriving, it was time that all of us in the Family, decide to go on holiday. The holiday went quite smoothly, until one of the days. The accident happened and i sliced my right ankle. Even to this day it still hurts but not as bad it was then. It was still a problem getting around and it did take weeks to heel. But if ou want to Read up on the places i've went that week. You can read about it by clicking the picture below:


As well as this, i arrived home and there was an extra celebration. The reason was because of  The Queens Diamond Jubilee, with everything related to that. A vlog happened to showcasse the event that was happening in the Tavistock Meadows. And also Emma was working and me being the stupid twit i am, went looking for her, only to find i didn't know where she worked, which running around Tavistock in less than a week i sliced my ankle, is a bad idea. But enjoy the vlog below:


The planned love of July

With July arriving, it was an important time ahead, it was Jess'es 18th Birthday and i remember when i decided to get her a little something for it. A ipod touch and a box of chocolates. Now that isn't much but it still is something meaningful and important to me and also she broke her iphone so it was a cute excuse to attempt to make her happy by letting her use imessage on the ipod i bought her :) More info on this is here. 

Also on this month was a month where i redid an experiment of how many times my D says hi. Now working it out from the averages. I had 4 times per day. Which isn't too bad but then thats just my frustration in life. 
But after this was the Tavistock Carnival, with the celebration being of Great Britain, and also you get to see one of the olympic Teams that stayed in Tavistock until the Olympics started in this vlog.


But on the day before that, was a 3 year anniversary on Twitter. That sounds sad, but for me, that was an important moment. Since that twitter account marks the day i stopped depression gettting the better of me when i lost my heart's chance with Abbey. I won't go into detail about that here. But enjoy the vlog to mark the occasion:




An august of Sushi and Clubbing.

With August its a shorter story to tell. But with a nice two weeks with me and my sister. It was nice to spend quality time with her. At the first week, it was a nice night of clubbing. Not as entertaining as the other nights out but the blog post can be found HERE and the vlog of that night out below:



But it was also nice to enjoy my first Sushi Experience  with Yo Sushi opening a location in Plymouth, it was a good time for me and my sister to enjoy it. Okay she did nag with buying trendier clothes and Emma called during it which makes it awkward but then its nice that she called. Enjoy the video of me trying a meal from there below:


Also on some point, i went to Plymouth on a day out and i met up with some of Emma's Friends, one that are mostly nice to me. One the way back i met up with a girl that was pretty sexy called Sophie. We chatted and browsed co-op in Crownhill and i also got given her mate (Kyla's) mobile number. At one night me and soph has facetime sex. Which was pretty amazing and i was up until 3am with that. Really good with her fake orgasming.

The Deepest September

With the summer almost finished. This was a important summer. With my Sister's boyfriend from chigago moving over and also making friends with an amazing, kind girl i met in Subway once called Emma. This month is a deep month. 
So i'll begin by noting early in the month, i applied for a position in the Apple Store, out of 700 applicants, i got to the stage of the Hiring event, yes i was the youngest there. But that was alot of fun, but i didn't get to the next stage i'm afraid. 


That and it was Emma's 21st which i went all out (actually i spend £130, 120 less than i did on valentine's day) to make a good present out of that. It was something of joy and effort i made to try to get a chance with a beautiful i'm in love with. There is alot to say here, but you can read the blogpost of that week by clicking on the picture of what i bought Emma below:


Also the Grenofen tunnel is finally open which means its much quicker for me to cycle to Plymouth now. Especially with the Grenofen Tunnel opening. That will and has made it easier for me. Takes 2 hours to cycle in now, even quicker if i decide to cycle on the main A386 to get to Plymouth. Also speaking of cycling. I enjoyed sitting on the floor and vlogging the Cyclist blast through Tavistock on the Tour Of Britain. 



Also my sister left for her 3rd year of working on Royal Carribean. One the weekend she left, i decided to have yet another night out. Enjoy this one, some sexy ladies (two were plump or borderline bbw) were chatting to me in union rooms and also someone that used to take the piss out of me in crappy city plym but also has a weakness for food hugged me in oceana. The vlog is below:


#October, #Funfair, #Instagram, #HeySexyLady 

Well as you can tell. This was the month i finally was using Instagram. That shit picture hosting service owned  by FB for $1 Billion. So i signed up and realised it was not too bad. ok i did get about 70 followers before my account got banned.
 But it was fun while it lasted. Anyways with the week before  I bought a £25 giftcard for Topshop for the girl i started getting to know more's  and was nice to me. She really appreciated it for her 17th birthday which is a nice sign for me i'm doing something right in this quest for love As of now shes single and i have had dreams about me and her, but its just a dream with no solution. But also a new dance craze was dominating the world and as of now is the highest viewed song on YouTube. Below is me dancing to it:

Sadly this month I lost any hope with a old school friend who was a gorgeous blonde with a amazing size but basically she got knocked up :(. As with anything. There has been a surge of broodiness and people being knocked up and it was getting personal now. So i finally said my goodbye's after one final fantasy over her. 

And with that said. Tavistock Goose Fair was here. It was a good one, met a few people i knew, the weather held up and also i used blogTV on the go for the first time to make a vlog. But if you want to catch up on what happend that amazing week. Go HERE. But for the main vlog, enjoy it below:



Well after Goose fair, times were back to normal, but times were interesting, especially when i decided to do more shoutouts. With the next 19 done as of this date. Things were looking up. My heart was still in love with Emma and also i paid for me first cam session with a girl named paige. Now this may make maybe regret paying £15 for an hour when it was actually crap and boring. Sure it was paige and her mate kyla eating but it wasn't as good as in August when i had amazing faceitme sex with her mate called Sophie.


The Naughty Novemmber

With the 11'th month arriving its been a quiet month, although with not one but 2 firework displays i went to this year, it was ideal :). It was a short display but it was really nice to cycle in there straight after work for the first time ever. ok i did break my front like but now i fixed that using elastic bands :) Enjoy the vlog.

Apart from the fireworks. times were ok, i started using ask.fm and it helped me get to know 2 beautiful girls: Ashleigh and Phoebe. ones a cheerleader too lol, unusual combo for a feeder and a cheerleader. Nevertheless it was nice to learn some things, where they work and other intresting things. Note, it took about 3 weeks before Ashleigh was single then hitched up to a drummer.

Everything else was going ok, mostly missing Emma, realising another girl i used to get to know getting knocked up which did make me a bit saddened. But it was leading up to a plan to try my last chance this year which happened in December.

The Almighty Decemeber

With everything thats happened over these 12  months have led up to this. 
December started out really well and has been a good month with doing things i've wanted to, attempting to give one last shot to try to get a girlfriend this year. 

We start out with Dickensian, now that was a nice Christmassy feel to a guy that wasn't interested in Christmas this year. With the amazing smells, playing tokyo Jungle in work. It was a time of joy to a degree. The vlog includes what was around and also saying about my first fillipino takeaway expirence:



Of course times were cold and the weather getting worse and worse. But it was time to do something i always wanted, so i drank a tub of Chinese BBQ sauce. And then watched some new movies online. But it wasn't as bad as i thought it was. So enjoy the clip of me drinking it:


But after that it was the preperation for Christmas and also my last plan to try to get a girl this year went into action. People will probably say its a stupid idea but something's you do have to risk if you want to become happy with an amazing person like Emma, Jess, Sophie H, Ashleigh or Phoebe.. For more info what was done. click on the image of the cards for each of them:
But before i go into Christmas, one of the best things i've wanted to do was finally done. Actually there was two things. 1st off was buying a video clip from a BBW's Clips4sale for the first time. Costing me £3.91 for a 6 minute clip is good value and 2nd but related to a degree...Feed a girl cake:


Birthday Cake feeding by omracerfaps

Then it was a not too bad Christmas, with some good moments, interesting presents, food that could make a girl bust of her clothes (wish i could of done that to a girl in 2012 though) and warm family moments. With alot of things to describe. The link you to the blog post of what happened to me this Christmas is HERE. But nothing is complete than a guy in a onesie shouting merry christmas on a muddy footpath :D.




The last thoughts:

So that sums up 2012 in as much detail as i remember. I hope its been a good year for you. I know I've lost chances with girls I've known for years and girls I've known for weeks on-line  But its been a overall average year. Maybe i didn't get things i wanted to done, but i've become stronger inside and next year maybe plans for revenge and love. But I'll type a blog post of the New Year Resolutions up on the 2nd of Jan at the latest. But for now.

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM MYSELF, EXPECT A VLOG ON NEW YEARS NIGHT

See you in the New Year
Mattie

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

A Family Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU'VE HAD A GOOD ONE.

Well alas, for me, My Christmas is over. But its been a good three days. Although all the hype of Christmas is only for  three days (Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day).

But lets get started, i have a story to tell you to sum up this Christmas.

Christmas Eve

So to start off, its the Monday, the first day of the week. With my mum pestering me to get a haircut and i decided to do something about it, so i decided to cut it. After waking up with a nice fap over a beautiful blonde (originally it was this girl called Jazz but then it was a girl called Ellie then i ended up a girl i bought one of the Nandos vouchers for, this girl called Pheobe). I decided to get one with it and cut my own hair (actually for the 2nd time this year, but a more better way to do it). I cut a bit, then wet my hair and did some more. By the time i finished, my bath looked like this:
 It was quite alot of hair, and did take 10 minutes to clean it up and i did wake up at 9:30am lol. 

Here it was before i left for work :)
From this view it looks really good, well i thought that anyway :)

This was the hair from the front. Maybe it does look alot crazier but its wasn't a too bad attempt and people kept exaggerating lol


Well i headed off to work. Work was quite nice, finished at 1pm and also picked up some lunch on my way home. There was an offer in Spar with Thai Noodles with prawns for £1.25 from the original price of £2.49. I decided to buy it and combined it with some things in my fridge like a steak slice, biscuits, crisps, pretzels, cold gammon and maple syrup.
Well this was it, it does look quite tasty and busy for a lunch haha

 After this, i relaxed and also made a new Kung Fu Live Video, you can see this down below.

But while recording another round of that to use as footage, my mum arrived home. Yes she did panic about the hair and she decided to cut it, she kept saying how bad it was using various similies and metaphors. But then she got her clippers out and did a grade one on my hair. So then it looked like i was a skinhead, although people like it like this, i don't understand why.
Me looking like this after it had been cut.

So then it was a nice Christmas night playing Age of Empires Online and then was watching Family Guy on BBC Three until 1am or so. As well as asking questions on ask.fm to a girl i like. Also i watched some good films on Christmas Eve like "The Snowman and the Snowdog" and "The wicker man", both got me interested but part of me was reasling where i would rather be and that would be with the girl i love. Might happen next year <3 .="." :=":" advent="advent" also="also" calender="calender" finally="finally" finished="finished" i="i" my="my" p="p">
A nice Cadbury's Advent Calender :)

Also my dog was guarding the Christmas presents in my sister's bedroom on Christmas eve, although this is nothing to do with Christmas, since he has been doing this alot recently, its probably his old age and him feeling lonely. His loneliness is not just felt by him, I feel his loneliness sometimes too. 




Christmas Day


Well it was now Christmas, i woke up about 10ish. Relaxed and checked my e-mails as well as preparing for two videos i recorded. As chance would have it, when my parents were both in the Bathroom, i ran out in my onesie and got the Merry Christmas video recorded as well as another shoutout:



And then when i got back, my parents paniced where i was and when i was out dressed in that onesie. Heck they even thought i was meeting a girl lol.


Anyway my Mum, Dad and myself headed out to my Grandparents in Bere Alston and then got there 10 minutes later and the preparations were being made to the BIG Christmas dinner. In  the meantime, my Granddad started a skype call up with his brother in Australia and we all had a nice chat for about 20 minutes or so. Also it was good that i helped my Granddad work some things out on his laptop :)

Then the big meal arrived, what people have been waiting to eat, across the UK and many first world countries. Heres only the main part of mine. With the standard features like: Stuffing, Turkey, Pork, Roast Potatoes, Brussel Sprouts, Carrots, Pigs in Blankets (Sausages wrapped in Bacon) and other extras like Bread Sauce, cauliflower an extra Yorkshire Pudding hehe :)
My Christmas Roast this December 2012 :) Looks amazing
Then after eating that and a carrot cake (just the ones from The Co-Operative) for desert, it was nice to talk about various things with the family, more so my childhood and other morals my family has been brought up like and also the scabs (people too lazy to work and don't bother with jobs) that live and they know.


Then finally it was time to hand out the presents (from 1:30pm until 3pm), one by one, i handed each one out to each member and myself. My mum enjoyed the tablet i bought her ("The worst review ever" of this tablet can be seen HERE), my dad like the shirt i bought him in JD Sports when i handed Ashleigh Hillman's £15 Pizza Hut Giftcard to the girl that served me in the shop to give to her.

But below is a quick view of all my presents for Christmas day from my parents and grandparents:
Here are the presents: A pair of outdoor Trainers, a pack of socks, a can of Addias Deodrant, two flannels, Shower Gel, A desktop Mic, a chocolate santa, some outdoor boots and £160 cash: £60 from parents (which is one weeks wage for me haha) and £100 from my Grandparents. 
Well that was that, afterwards we all watched the Queens Speech, ok it was not the best one but i wonder how people liked the 3D version. Afterwards we all watched one of my Dad's present's - The Dark Knight Rises. Now this is the 2nd time i've watched this, the first being online in a cam quality. But its quite a good film, also i realised one of the cast from Torchwood is in it. He's a good actor, even if he was beaten up by Anne Hathaway :).
Finally after two hours of the conclusion to Batman in the thought of Christopher Nolan, it was time to have some tea, and there was a whole range of buffet food to choose from, see for yourself:
So much choose from: Ham, Sausage Rolls, Carrot Cake, Crisps, Profiteroles, coleslaw  apple pies, pretzels, Choclate Yule log and some more i might not of mentioned :)
This was my first portion i chose, not much but it was really tasty :)
And it was nice eating that while watching Strictly Come Dancing (Which was ok, as much as those shoes are full of crap). Then soon afterwards, my Nan's phone went off, my Granddad answered and it turns out it was my Sister. It was amazing to hear her voice on Christmas Day, with asking how she got on, her being hungover, her winning a PSP after getting her colleagues to do the can can in front of Human Resources on the Royal Carribean Cruise Liner she works on and more.

Which to be honest, that completed the day and then half hour later, me and my parents headed off home and then i edited the video for the shoutouts, and then relaxed and taught my mum on how to use her tablet for a while then went to bed at about 11:30pm.


Boxing Day

Well this was a maybe less paniced day. I woke up with the usual morning glory but it was also a glimpse of dating a bbw version of a girl i'm slightly good friends with, Bianca. Now i'm not sure the details of this glimps but it was amazing with her jet black hair, amazing smile (with the extra roundness) and inflated looking figure and things. But i couldn't try to fap, just didn't have that soft feel to her (pics). 

Anyways i woke up about 10:30 and checked my e-mails then got changed and charged my battery for both my ipod and my phone. Then left for the Rifle Volunteer in Gunnislake at 11:45. We got there and met up with my dad's side of the family. Then chatted about various things, trips, Google Analytics, me cycling and running. Then the food arrived about 12:30 ish. It looked amazing, Roast beef with big potatoes, a block of stuffing, vegetables and much more. Costing £6.95 as well. 
As small as this looks, it was quite the challenge to eat it all. But it was done and it was very tasty :)
So it was nice, everyone enjoying their food and i did cry from the Horseradish lol. But it was really nice to have this side of the family getting on quite well. Also i've not been to this pub for about 6 years at least, new owners and i think it was very well cooked. If you do think about going here, i recommend it. But after this, was the Desert, which was also incredibly tasty. A warm Chocolate Brownie, for £4.75, the portion was tiny but after the roast, its best to be that size anyway :)
The Chocolate Brownie, small but incredibly tasty. Finished it in about 10 minutes lol

Well after that and letting the food rest and casual drinks and chitchat with the family, we left to head off to my Grandads's FiancĂ©e's House. Its was a nice place, a nice buffet laid out as well. All the family went into the lounge and again, i started handing out the presents. Some were good, some were quite interesting and actually thoughtful to people. But also hearing the chatter i learned a few things. Like theres a 80 year old perve that goes round pubs purposely making a move on girls and squeezing her right breast to make it look like an accident. Also Exeter University is full of arrogant Eastern Asians, reminds me of Crappy City Plym lol. Heres a look at the presents i received this year :)
Heres the presents this time: A Cadbury's Selection box, an Emergency  keyring to hold money in, a  credit card holder for various phones (i've yet to test this), a £20 HMV voucher and £25 in a Christmas card. Also not shown but £50 was given from my Grandparents on this side of the family 
Well that was nice some of those present, afterwards it was time for the food. Here it was not as a varied selection but some of it was amazing, like my auntie's home-made Potato Salad, Sausage Rolls, fresh cut ham, Pigs in Blankets, Coleslaw and much more :)
This was the first portion. Ham, Crisps, Pigs in Blankets, Egg, & Sausage Rolls and Coleslaw.

2 Portions later, this was my last portion, Ham, Crisps, Pigs in Blankets, Home-made Potato Salad, Sausage Rolls and Coleslaw.
 Well after eating that and more chatting, it was 6pm ish and it was time to head off. So after packing up and tidying up and getting the gates opened and shut, i ended up on my way home, it was also nice tweeting to a nice girl i like and is really kind and i bought something for her 17th Birthday earlier this year who wished me a Merry Christmas :) 

And that my friends. is my Christmas over, with work tomorrow and a normal week and thereafter. Life will go back to normal, ok i am writing up a guide on how to use Windows 8, but thats to help me teach it to customers next year when my work is doing lessons. That i'm excited to help out with. 


I'll get a review of the year blogpost sorted before the New Year draws upon us. But i hope everyone got what they wanted. For one of the girls i've got on with and is nice to me and i would want to date or at least make out with, her wish came true, lucky you Jess :(. 

Enjoy your night if your out drinking too, its cold out.
Kind Regards
Mattie

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

The final effort for love before the end is near...

So its been over a month and time is nearing to a close. Comet has been edged off the market, Poor kids and teachers lives innocently taken from them by a psychotic madman (My condolences goes out to everyone involved in that shooting). Christmas only a WEEK today (feels quick doesn't it). But with all this in mind. sometimes you have to make a final effort to get a chance with a beautiful girl.....ok 6 girls maybe.

So this story of a day  which has been an amazing day. Here is a quick summary of what happened :)

I woke up at 10am and started to get ready to go to Plymouth. Since for a last effort and since its the sprit of Christmas and all, i decided to get some presents and deliver them to some girls who i've liked for a while and of course Emma since i still love her. After leaving at 10:45. i cycled the usual route to Plymouth, getting to clearbrook then instead of turning left to go down to the trail, i decided to turn left and use the main road.


The reason for this. Well actually its the 2nd time i've done this but its much quicker and also i had to buy and deliver a present on the route there. So i got to the Pizza Hut in Crownhill to buy the first present while delivering a birthday present to a good friend of someone that works there :). The awkward moment with this was the hint i wrote the card just outside which the girl the presant was for came out and asked if i needed anything haha.


After delivering the Present and buying a giftcard to a girl i liked but recently lost the chance with. Although she is a pretty popular girl and it took 3 weeks and another guy started dating her >.<. I started cycling into town and it was quite a nice downhill ride. Navigating the mazes of subway tunnels around crownhill and then cycling a different route signposted at a junction before morrisons on outland road. I got into town and then cleaned myself up then got started on what i needed to get.


Stage 1 - The Nandos Demand


So this was the start. After going into stormfront to update the spreadsheet of what i was getting which was on skydrive. I decided to get the main expenses of the plan. So i walk in there, there's a queue of a couple of people. one was a couple and they were pretty intermate and actually quite cute. So when it was my turn. i got my phone out and loaded skydrive and the file up on it. (its a shame that office docs app bundled with various andorid roms does NOT let you edit the files :@). I then asked if they had giftcards, the staff got her manager to get some for me. I said how many and shows her the spreadsheet to help her understand. Then she loaded the credit i asked for one each card and i only paid the TOTAL amount which came to £110. So i think i did the right thing, as much as nandos is overrated, expensive posh food. If girls like it, you can't go against it. But much better service when i last went in there. Afterwards, here was all the cards. shown together. 
This was all 4 giftcards. quite hard to spot the difference hahaha :)


Stage 2 - The prep for making it look good...kind of

With all the majority of the presents bought, and finding a ultra cute xmas card for £0.69 each. i bought 5 of those from Clintons cards, then went and sat on a bench and took about 30 minutes wrapping them up. Now this was the time consuming part. Having to write the cards out with putting a heartfelt message related to my feelings for the girl, insert the giftcards into them and pack them up. 
This was before the packing and writing the cards out. To make it all look the same or know it was from me

Finally packed and written out, to the people mentioned. Some you might know, some you might not. But i decided to make a shot of it. Also with the one in the green note. That was the most awkward one to do, due to the fact of  the person i'm trusting to deliver it to Sophie, (Her best mat Ashleigh, who looks beautiful as Soph) probably hates me so i needed to explain to her

Stage 3 - The delivery

Now this was not as tricky as i thought it would be. But first off i went to wilkos to deliver the MOST important card. As luck would have it, one of her mates whom i'm also good mates with, Bianca was in and was serving this asian lady with regards to makeup or perfume, i can't remember. So waiting by the shelf out of her view, i waited until she was done then tapped her on the back and asked her to deliver it. From 8pm i found out Emma had got it, which is a sigh of releif, although being told she doesn't deserve it is slightly heartbreaking. 

Anyways, the next one. Now this was a local...whats its called...ah yes...Fancy dress store which surprisingly enough the next girl to deliver for was working. She was seriving a customer for about 15 minutes and still had a amazing accent. Patiently i waited and then once she had finished, i said hi, gave her the card and said "happy christmas", then left. maybe i should of stayed a bit longer but i did get the vibe she didn't know who i was. 

The thrid one was at JD Sports, now to be honest i felt abit awkward just asking the till assistant to pass the card on to the next girl i was delivering too. So i browsed around and found a nice, cheap T-shirt for £7.00 and decided to purchase that for my dad as a presant, after a short queue, i was served and she was helpful and got to presents sorted (one for dad, one for the girl). Then that was that.


Now for the "fun" bit

So i was supposed to meet up with two girls at a local cafe in exeter street. I ran from JD to the cafe, with the help of Google maps, i might add to go out on a meal with them. Now instead, i did get to the cafe 15 minutes later, but as it turns out one of the girls was running late too. So after chatting for an hour and a half or so about various things with Muneetha. IT, Girls, news and also how Social media works was just part of them. The other girl and two mates of ours arrived. And here is where the fun begins, well to Sum up. I fed the other girl called Eloise, some of her birthday cake. Now this was an incredible expirence for me, maybe she was confused on what to do but enjoy the clip one of my mates recorded of it. WARNING VERY NSFW/OBJECTIONAL FEEDER RELATED MATERIAL. 
Birthday Cake feeding by omracerfaps

Then around 4:20 i left for home, ran back to my bike in drake circus and then started to cycle back. Although on the way, i dropped the last remaning cards off to the places they needed to go. An estate agents in Mutley Plain for one and Crownhill Mcdonalds for the other, but me being me, i bought two dips from there as a little fun. Then a nice race in the dark to cycle back, I got home about 6:50 and then had a nice one of my usual meals for tea. With that exta Chilli Sauce i bought from Mcdonalds.

well my late tea after my awesome day. chicken tika, bacon, h... on Twitpic

Then that was about it. A summary of what happened today. I'll try to blog more often, but with work being busy and of course Christmas a week away, times will be hard. But i'll do a summary of the year nearer the time.

Enjoy your week and have a Very nice and Amazing Christmas from me. Also I've had a request from a fan's girlfriend to do a shoutout, i'll include that in the Christmas onesie video. If you want in on that, Tweet me, FB me or send an e-mail to omracer9 @  googlemail.com with the subject Xmas shoutout and i'll add it in. Also that reminds me, i have to finish 3 more lots of shoutouts at some point. I'll get that done soon


Kind Regards
Mattie