Saturday, 27 December 2014

The Boxing Day of family renuion

With the Boxing day upon us, for this guy, its usually a 2nd round of Christmas, the farther's side of the family. This can usually be tense since this year we were hosting the afternoon, but luckily its been smoother than i hoped. Well lets start this day off

A quiet Morning. 

Well, i'll admit after getting another few chapters of the audiobook up, even with my throat almost dying, i got to sleep about 1am, but you can enjoy the 2nd part below, i was speaking a bit faster but i was trying to stop coughing so it was tricky. Enjoy the next 2 chapters anyway :)

Then i slept, cosily with less hassle and maybe a messy room, i woke up after a fap over the beautiful Amy . I think it was a pizza based fantasy, then it ended when i climaxed as she waddles when going food shopping in lidl. But like that will ever happen is a joke,

The morning was more to tidy up but before that, i watched The Interview, yes that film North Korea nearly threatened the US for. I'll be fair and it does feel a bit over the top in jokes. Everyone is Homeydicking everyone from the gripe, Sure Seth falls in love and Flacco was funny being a OTT interviewer which i really felt was funny. "OMG EMEINEM is Gay"  was a headline,
It was nearing 12 and i had to get changed while a good scene was.

Getting the fragances on

The meal of reasonable quality

Then it was time for travelling to the Whitchurch Inn. The outdoors were wet and just appualing to even bother with, Seriously, it was no point if you were outside, you'll end up a wet dog. But after getting in my sisters car, the bluetooth was connected and it was blasting some ok tunes. But we got to Whitcurch, the car had to be parked by the graveyard and i got out, in the mud and then it was time to walk in there. The place was busy that was for certain, slightly cosy inside too.

Walking to the Whitchurch inn

As we got in, we were the last ones in, the family said hi, my grandads girlfriend kissed me on the cheek, i shaked hands with my cousin and others in the room. Then we chatted and said how we all were. I felt better than i thought i would. But after a nice lime and lemonade on a tab that was already started, everyone was sat down and chatter around the tables. I mean it was full of it, not all with me involved but it was nice for the most part. Sums part of it up:

  • Talking about weights, trying to be less than 12 stone, alot of diet talk, jokes about bellies, i shrugged some of it off especially with the irony what i dreamt of earlier. 
  • Chatter about jobs and shopping, like someone boycotting Dartmoor photgraphic from bad customer service, i hinted i sell printer ink and they wanted to see me in the shop, especially on dickensian, lucky they didn't see me with glass :/.
  • Dog talk, from hi fives to even a lecture on not letting a dog eat chocolate.
  • Someone i fixed a computer for was happy with that i did for them :). 
  • I was offered some soup and jalapeƱos. Since my grandad and his girlfriend couldn't eat much, my dad didn't like much of his either :/

Then after so long and a quick piss, the time was come for a roast turkey, it looked ok, quite empty without the vegetables, but i added a short amount that was in a mini dish, Sadly the veg was hard, not elsa frozen hard but you had to make an extra bite, i wasn't too fussed but the parents were noticing it for themselves. But the gravy was tasty, i nearly got my plate clean for that.
The roast turkey as my main course. The vegetables looked good but tasted hard. the sutffing and pigs in blankets was nice :)
As everyone was eating theirs, it was nice to see some enjoyment, maybe some silence too but others had chicken and mushrooms which looked even better than what i had, i did ask for horseradish and it was nice, i didn't overdose it but i knew it was nice. It was also interesting when grandad said about how nice the George was yesterday, they had a selfie with a Czech  member of staff, i kept my mouth quiet about Josie and how i like her and even though shes moved in and all, there might be a chance, but they don't need to know about that. 

Then it was waiting for deserts, now this was a short time and even though there was confusion on who was having what, i even forgot that i was going to be having something (the menu was pre ordered weeks ago), but it turns out i had 2 chocolate brownies which were delish. The presentation was good, although grandad was unsure about why it was. The strawberry topping was a good look, maybe with seductiveness but if i was on a date, it would help the mood so much more. My mums and sisters were nice too, Bread and Butter pudding as well as a triple choc stack it was called. 
The chocolate bronwies with mini raspberries and strawberry sauce, it tasted strawberryish anyway

My mums bread and butter pudding

My sisters triple stack chocolate with custard

The tasty sweet food was nice and everyone enjoyed theirs, some were too full from earlier to eat any more and offered some to others, i was one of them but Christmas pudding with brandy isn't a thing i say yes to at all. But then it was more chatter and then time to end up having a tea and coffee, for most, it was either another beer or tea. Me and an auntie went for black coffee, granddad was surprised i don't drink milk since he said its in the marker genes, but my mum explained a bit of that (i had an illness at 1 year (a chav mother would say 12 months old) on a train to London and it was the start of my lactose intolerance which i still stick with to be safe (like staying off booze). But the coffee was hot so i used teaspoons for a while then i drank it, it felt like back in august where coffee was the thing that helped me stay up for 45 hours straight.
The coffee and biscuit, its been a month since i last drank some. I gotta not get addicted like i have with fapping about feeding recently. 
This was another short amount of time and by 2:30, it was time everyone left back to our house to get the presents done. Which after th family sorted out payment and letting someone pay since they felt bad about not paying for it last year, it was a wait in the car while my dad was visiting a old best friend from his ashed remains, he still misses him that is clear. Also this greenish car was rushing us as we were turning and waiting for dad to return. Then we drove back the main road way, with lidl shut and the rain pouring on the main road, Tavistock was dead on Boxing day. Then we got home...

An afternoon of exciting gifting. 

Arriving at a time one of the other cars was reversing into the drive, which my sister managed to park in the same place as before when she left for the pub. We all got out and then some chatter about how the car was then i walked in and opened the door and started to prep the house again. Then i helped put the presents by the TV, which was soon ready to be handed out to people (by me alone) and the joy of happiness with suprises was ready to start after everyone was ready. 
The gifts in bags and ready to be handed out. 

Now this was a long time, with many cards, heavy gift bags, giftcards, scarves, nature ideas, heck even a £20 vue giftcard for my parents. The presents and excitement were alot of fun, Rosie (that infamous puppy that forced my hand to replace cables) was excited but then was occupied by a chew and even liked my cousin alot. It was about an hour the time was taking to be a mini santa. But although some presents don't look big, they can mean more value than meets the eye.
A nice amazon gift card. Which i know might be useful for later

A nice amount of money and a dartmoor cycles voucher, this was actually because one time a pedal fell of my bike during a dark cycle back from plymouth and it ended up replaced. 
It was nice of various memebers to do that and i thanked them, since the money can pay off Glass or buy me a paysite membership or even pay for a present for someone i could win over and finally get a new years resolution come true, or just pay for a kiss. But soon afterwards it was a mini buffet to enjoy. 

A buffet of talk and taste

Now this was taking a while longer than my mum was hoping to get cooked, with the fire alarm going off and even the dog getting excited and spilling teas on jackets. But then it was nice to talk, the topics were interesting, from my works and the rent and ceiling as well as flats that stank of rice and asian food which is being knocked down, to even Plymouth and the plans for that. here a quote people might not like "if there is one ugly city i've ever been to, its Plymouth" which was related to the fact the city was redeveloped after WWII. This was after the mention of the fact bretonside was bought by the owners of Drake circus who want to build on top and the old carpark which is now demolished partly is to be a bus/coach station. But it needs redevelopment was the hint of the talk. 

Partway through, i checked on the buffet to see how it was going: 
A blurred view of the buffet

Then there was the talk of Rocksalt and how my sister saw prozzies nearby, lucky i didn't mention anything about my experience of me and that guy from Torquay walking near there at 3am, which if i was near rocksalt, i would of had the first kiss the way i wanted it in a realistic view and not with someone that wanted to forget that night when a first kiss is still an important goal in my life complete. I didn't mention about a beautiful friend that even chelsie recommended i should get with works there, but jades not single so there is no point. 

But then it was ready and the buffet feasting could begin, i had some ham and bread rolls an cocktail sausages as well as thousand island, which was tasty but maybe more filling than it should of been. 
The main plate of peppers, sausages, sausage rolls, crisps and more. 

All events come to an end

But time was ticking towards 5pm and the end of the gathering was near, Everyone thanked everyone and plans for nights out were being made with some and we all said our goodbyes. Which was a nice smooth ending and went better than we thought, or at least mum and dad did anyway.

Then it was just some tidying up then walking the dog which gave me and my sister some free time, which i started typing this up while setting up frozen. Which it seems WiiMC can't handle 360p at a 1.2mbits bitrate from a usb stick, handbrake to the rescue to convert it to 1mb and it worked and then it ended up just watching the "Let it go" part then we changed to the interview again, my sister was liking the jokes but by this time, the parents and rosie were home. We all relaxed and watched it to the full end and it was ok, its fair why it was going to cause terrorism but Seth and Flacco did a good job.

Shortly after that, it was the Avengers on BBC1, a very rare clause since the rules i heard last were its 3 years before FTA TV can broadcast films after inital release date, maybe Disney changed it, but it was amazing as per. Then i was also snapchating Tash while watching it, shes is just a cutie but i'll never get the chance to hug her before she gyms it in cardiff. But its nice to chat to her when i get lucky to.
Yay its on TV

She loved it

it sure is great

She loves it more

she was bored, so i offered her a way to  make her unbored 

She replies how

Theres always a way to be unbored, but it ended after here

The it was nearing 10:30 and after raving to music and then watching the final of Tomorrow Never Dies on ITV 2, it was the end of the night. Well with this to type up and a busy day hopefully at work tomorrow, i has to catch up.

And there is my Christmas spirit shown for this year, it felt nice, useful gifts, a bit of loneliness, a different pub and now its back to normal for the final 5 days of the year. With lots to review and hopefully a music video as well as a final few chapters of an old short story to finish off recording, i have a bit planned, sure i wish i could be cuddling charley, kissing Emma and making her food dreams come true and fall in love again, maybe having a netflix night with Sophie or even just having a buffet with perri before she leaves for London but it might be too late for any of that now.

Hope your boxing day and Christmas have been the nice last moment of this shit depressing year, but before i go, enjoy a song i've found awesome recently, i'll be honest and say Immobius makes pretty decent music with fist pumping beats from shows and games i like alot.

See you for a year in review

Thursday, 25 December 2014

A christmas celebration for a long year.


Now, you've heard that alot so far today, whether it be from snapchats, statuses, tweets and other posts and voices in your ears. its time to start this day nicely.

The night before

Well, christmas Eve was quite an interesting one. With preparation for the big day after a long day at work from serving customers to fitting wireless cards and even taking a mac almost apart. Then finishing at 5:30 was a nice end with a beautiful sunset that was nice but too dark to show on pictures. 

Then i come home to find my Nemesis moue has been bitten to death, i was fuming, which now makes the 3rd cabled chewed by a annoying puppy that doesn't know any better, the worst part is i can't replace that mouse like for like on its own :@.
The dead mouse and the puppy that sleeps since she know she has done wrong

After sassy arugments with a comment about me moving out, the night continued on, with some tasty chicken nuggets with a few extras to enjoy. Which wasn't filling as such but its a nice amount to get me through until the big christmas turkey for the next day.
Sme Chicken Nugget,s Homemade chips, lettuce, crisps, bbq sauce and a pork pie
Then it was a relaxing evening wrapping presents and playing "The Escapsists", which is a fun game. 

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Wrapped my sisters and my mums presents up not too shabbly
Then it was nearing 10 and when the dog was put in the cage, it was a case of watching Skyfall with my mum and Dad, its a dark bond film but quite a nice twist for the most part. After that was finished at 11:40, it was time for the turkey to be stuffed with stuffing, it was intresting to see inside a local turkey.
Inside the turkey, before it was stuffed
The turkey after stuffing
Then it was a case of prepping and shaving, now i did buy a facial hair trimmer from lidl for £2.99, it was funny that the battery died and i had to change it, which was a funny laugh, but it was quite precise compared to a razor blade, but using both of them helps.

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Then it was on to make something that alot of people wanted this year and even though i have a minor cold, i sat on the toilet, made sure everything was quiet and started, an audiobook cover of a short story which i wrote about Emma in 2012 and i still wish some of it could of gone true, but this was pretty good, i did make it louder in audacity but enjoy a mini christmas present from me :)

Then i went to sleep just after my sister got in and she was stumbling and slightly tispy, she was "i'm ok, i'm fine", but nearly walked into a door.

The Christmas Morning

After waking up about 8:30, even with my usual alarm going off, then fapping over the dream girl i still love, with a dream still similar to the story above, i was up by 9:08 and then greeted mum and the dog and then the turkey was fulled cooked and looked golden :)
The cooked turkey

Then after greeting, i checked e-mails and got changed into the usual Santa Onesie outfit (the BNGI onesie and the santa jacket from the Christmas Shopping day), My sis and mum didn't mind too much, but they did say i could walk the dog (perfect excuse to film the christmas video), but they left just after my dad got up.

With my dad in a shower, i rushed out the door to the usual spot to film and i was noticed by my sister then they rushed over to me and they were confused, i know i could of gone a different way but its never easy to cross the road at that bit. But enjoy the video below: 

Then i ran back and started cleaning the lounge then got the video uploaded and then typed up to this point on this post, yep, it does take a while to upload stuff but its nearly the final preperations done and this afternoon would be a nice day with family and moments to spend with each other :)

The gluttony begins 

The preperations were quite nice, with presents by a radiator and the dining rooms was pretty much formally laid out. Then i decided to ask what film to put on via chromecast, we picked the hobbit 2 in the end.
Getting the presents arranged

The cat was exploring the presents

Prepping the dinner table

The meal. 

Finally it was around 12ish and the family arrived, we all greeted then i showed my grandad dual screen setup and then it was time to indluge. The meal was smelling amazing the turkey was soft and the parsnips were slightly hard but the taste was amazing. it was really nice talking to everyone from the granparents friends to various news articles, all while watching elves capture dwarfs. 
The christmas dinner, with turkey, parsnips, potatoes, salad and even bread and mint sauce. 

While the meal was nearly ending, the crackers were ready to be pulled. They didn't have much unique stuff, well maybe a tape measure and a nail something. I'm enticed anyway.

The crackers with the slightly lame jokes.
Then it was time for the desert, now this was just a short toffee cheesecake, its ok, i'm not the best on cheesecake but it was nice i must admit.

The toffee cheesecake
Then it was more chatting awake while the final bites of everyones desert was done. it was a quick check on the cat, then soon it was time for the presents.

Time for the gifting of many weeks of shopping. 

Well, it was mid afternoon, and the time for the opening of presents has begun. There was a fair amount to go around, from socks to pants to even spa vouchers, it was varied but mostly a useful time. I'll just post what i have, which i thanked everyone for :)
The dog chewing his new present

The outside of the christmas card my sister got me

The inside of the card my sister got me and hand made

Some short sleeved pjs

A pair of socks and pants, hopefully big enough to fap in

A Dove for men daily care pack

A spray for the dog if she misbehaves

A hollister combo set

A mini bag with some avon sets, a flannel and toothpaste

A lynx combo set

More socks

A mini bags of Terry's Chocolate orange

A nice salrock hoodie

£20 from mum and dad

£25 from my auntie

£100 from my granparents.

Then it was nearing 3pm and then it was time to enjoy the queen's christmas message, with her talking about reconciliation and the search for loved ones no matter how far and how a truce 100 years ago can still help us learn a way to peace and my grandad was hoping she would advocate, but this wasn't the case.

The queens Christmas message #throughglass

A peaceful but earey evening

Then it was final greet and a goodbye for the new year then it was nice to relax and watch Puss in Boots while typing this up, a relaxing afternoon but i wasn't full, which is nice to be fair. Then when the parents got back, it was some Riverdance from Bejing on Pick. A unique taste to things.
Puss in boots was actually quite good, a unique twist but the same line as shrek so its worth a watch :)

But soon after it was nice to see an old film on TV, Chitty chitty bang bang. With the cute ending of marriage and wargaming (realizing that i deal with real life people that do the same as the Napoleonic war battles but more detailed than shown on the film). Also i tried on the PJs i was gifted as well.
The PJs i was gifted in a selfie

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
it was also nice to upload most of today to snapchat and chatting with sean and he asked about glass :), like what reactions i get when wearing it in shops and if anyone asks about it.

By 7, it was a quiet evening with british TV on, me feeling sort of drained from 3 cold & flu pills i've taken today to help cure me and typing this up while watching twtich. But from what i've seen it looks like that being single is a good way to feel lonely, even with family. But hopefully that might change this time next year, with a repetition of the same new years resolution as the previous 2 years.
Then it was a late tea, with a santa jacket ripped in more places.
The meal was just the last pieces of turkey and other extras, which is a nice end to the evening before the nigh of bonding and maybe films begin :)

The mixed meal, with various bits like turkey, crisps, lettuce and even potaotes. 
Then  it was near the end of the highlights of this Christmas Day, I hope most of you got what you wanted, many of you might of gotten hitched up by a ring today, as much as that makes me feel lonely and unwanted like shit and the waiting game it might end up, congrats to you for it anyway.

Now its time to relax and maybe even get some steam gaming going since PSN and Xbox Live is down on the day many receive PS4s and Xbox ones. I know my work mate got one and i sold a PS4 earlier this month for xmas.

Part 2 of my Christmas life is yet to come